Showing posts with label IPL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label IPL. Show all posts

Indian Paisa League

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

IPL has ended on-field, another one just started off it! Despite all the ramblings, IPL has, in the last year three years of its existence established itself as a potent brand. BCCI’s coffers have swolen seven fold in these years and the filthy rich of the country have got an alternate money minting route. Establishing itself among the top rated professional sports league of the world, IPL has had a meteoric rise. Where does that leave the stakeholders of the big league? Let’s have a look.

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T20 Debacle: Is it The Beginning of Yet Another End?

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

The swagger that was once considered the signature of a confident man looks like misplaced arrogance. Such is the law of the nature. What goes up has to come down. Two years back, when the new look Indian cricket team went to South Africa for the T20 world cup, there were no expectations. They fumbled but still managed to get past the hurdles to claim the crown. The memories of 1983 flashed before everyone’s eyes. MSD in a brief span of three years was standing at the same citadel where no one other than Kapil Dev had stood. That was the beginning of his era that has lasted longer than anyone would have expected for an Indian team captain.

However, things are different today. In India, we excel at writing obituaries and we did not waste time in burying the Great Indian Team’s reputation after a debacle that’s surely going to take some time to forget. The once mild mannered and confident captain cool is now an epitome of haughtiness and the team that was touted to be the number 1 in the world is being written off as an over rated side with over paid stars. We can’t control the urge to analyse; we have so much of idle time to kill!

Going back to the team of 2007 and the one that won the 1983 World cup, the two teams bore an uncanny similarity. They were both underdogs and went to play without the pressure of expectations back home. There was raw talent that the cricketing World did not know about. No one expected Kapil Dev to come and hit 175 runs to demolish Zimbabwe after being 5 down for 17. Similary, no one knew that Yuvraj could go all the way and hit 6 sixes to avenge the 30-run over humiliation he suffered at the hands of the same team. Back then, there was a greater motivation to succeed because no one who knew Cricket looked beyond West Indies and maybe Australia and England t an extent.

Once upon a time, we walked like Kings!
Similarly, the team of 2009 seems to be similar to one that played the 1987 World Cup. Indians were favorites to win on the home turf in 1987. However, they succumbed timidly to the Gooch-force. In 2009, history repeated itself as England dashed all hopes of the tournament favorites. I consider it a logical argument when someone says that an off day in the office doesn’t mean that the team is bad but the manner in which all of it unfolded leaves a lot to be desired. At such a high level you expect the "favorites" to at least pull off one win in the big league. To make matters worse, they lost to two of the weakest Big 8 of World Cricket. A post mortem would yield several other reasons for the debacle but on the face of it, I believe three points turned the tide for India.

1. The Sehwag Fiasco: The tension was evident but no one exactly knew what was cooking in the dressing room when a grumpy captain started acting snooty in front of the media. Not the ones to take it lying down, the media too did not back out and a war ensued. There were shows of strength with the captain parading the team in a press conference (which reminded me of those politicians who trade ‘horses’ and then parade them before confidence votes) and declining to comment on the nature of Sehwag’s injury. The manner in which the rumors were rebuffed made them look true. Finally the curtains were drawn when Sehwag returned home. All of that left a bad taste and no doubt cast a shadow on the morale of the team.
2. The Team and its Think Tank(ed): IPL or no IPL, the team didn’t seem to have a strategy for a World Cup competition. They were harping on the gains of the IPL to see them through. Have a look at the team composition. Gambhir looked scratchy while Rohit Sharma was out on a mission to destroy the bowlers with contempt on every ball he faced. Expectedly, luck deserted him in the big games when experienced bowlers got the better of him. The less said about Yusuf Pathan the better. He is what Madahavan is to Bollywood. Successful in his own terrain but a pale shadow of himself on a bigger canvas. He can be destructive when facing lesser mortals but when it comes to good bowlers, his frailty is exposed. A 9 ball 17 is not enough buddy! Raina too seemed to have exhausted his apetite for runs at the IPL itself. He is not your ideal number three player as he likes to live dangerously. Sending him at three puts pressure on the batsmen coming after him if he gets out early. Send him right at the top or save him for the last.
Yuvraj was probably India’s best bet in this format and I find it difficult to understand the idea of “shielding” him when the wickets were falling against England. How good a strategy is it to shield your best player in a 20 over game? Shield him from what? Ishant looks like an overworked horse. He seemed like going through the paces while bowling. The firepower was no where to be seen. A lackluster IPL did not help either. Besides, there were some injuries carried forward from IPL to others as well.
..And then all that was left was a bruised ego

If you thought that I forgot our captain cool, you are wrong. I saved the last for him. The last five years have been like a fairytale for Dhoni. Like Midas, everything Dhoni touched turned to Gold. His rise from a small town boy to a youth icon was all in a short span of time. Everything that he did was talked about. Be it his hair style, his knack of taking radical decisions like sending in a greenhorn Joginder Sharma to bowl the last crucial over in a World Cup final or his link ups with beautiful women. He regaled in all that and no one minded it. Things began to change when people got bored of the status quo. There was a hue and cry over Dhoni skipping a State honor program and then not replying to the SMSes sent by The ‘humility personified’ Big B who went around in the town talking about the disrespect meted out to him. All of it could still have been in control but MSD lost his batting form too. Since he could not let his bat do the talking, he spoke himself and got entangled in a war off the cricketing ground.
It is difficult for a person to maintain his sanity when everyone around him is losing theirs. The inevitable happened and everything he did from thereon was scrutinized. It didn’t help when his gamble of sending Jadeja ahead of Yuvraj didn’t work out and neither did he do any good for himself when he almost served a victory to Bangladesh with his own batting (scored 11 off 23 balls coming at number three!).
The times are bad and not the man himself. How I wish I could ask MSD to pick up one of Ruskin Bond’s poem titled ‘If’. Plus shaking off that extra baggage of stardom and ultraconfidence bordering on overconfidence would surely help. When the same Indian team that lost to England took to the field against South Africa, I could sense that it was a message from MSD to show that team selection was not at fault against England. South Africa didn’t let the message assume significance. I hope he takes time out to rethink all that.

Yeah, you need to do some thinking mates!

3. The S(h)ort Ball Menace: The other teams had sorted the flat pitch Indian bullies before coming to England. They tested them with pacey short pitched stuff and the Indians were left incapacitated. The juggernauts that thunder on placid pitches squeaked and walked back to the dug out with tails between their legs. This tactics of the opponents caught them completely unawares. The silver lining is that these guys are talented enough to figure a way out of their shortcoming. The question is - do they have the time to do it?

Blaming the IPL for the slump is a bit too stretched on this occasion. None of these players sight an overpacked cricketing calendar when it comes to playing at the IPL because of the money involved. Since no one scrutinizes their performances in IPL so they never turn down this easy money which is guaranteed despite failing. Gautam Gambhir looked out of touch throughout the IPL season and so did Yuvraj but no one questioned that. Only when they faltered at the big scene talks about excessive cricket started doing the rounds. All major Sri Lankan players too participated in the IPL and all of them carried their form from IPL to the T20 World cup. When you have one team going undefeated in a tournament and owing its success to the IPL, you need to question your coach when he says that IPL spoilt the team’s chances. India has a good pool of players to pick from. Why is it then that the same players keep playing? Why didn’t these ‘overworked’ players opt for rest in some games of the IPL?

Much of what is posted in analysis is crap and the small bit that makes sense is like “dropping water on a duck’s back”. So, my dear Indian fans, stop burning effigies and shouting slogans. These bad days are like the troughs of a sinusoidal curve. The next crest lies someway ahead. Let us enjoy the low together because they say that it gets lonely at the top!

PS: And if you guys didn’t know, the Indian Women’s Cricket team made it to the Women's T20 World Cup semi finals!

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An Open Letter to John Buchanan (Kolkata Knight Riders)

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Dear Mr. Bokkanun,

In the name of Kaali Maa and weeth utmost respect, I am here to politely protest against your policies. They haib caused us Bhodrapurush a lot of heartache back in India as well as all obher the waarld.
I condemm the bias that all you Australiens seem to haib against our ShoravDa. Faast, it was Greg Chappell and now it ees you. From what I hear on televijeon, you haib not stopped at Dada bashing and are illtreating our other fellow Bangaalis in the team by calling them names in racial tone. Ees it to satiate your racial thaast that you phloated the idea of haibing more phoren players in the side? It ees Indian Preemeer Leegue not Australien eef you don't know.

Talking of kaumpojour, we have given you a very long rope to walk on and all that you haib done ees to paarfom a bungee jump with it straight to the bottom of the standings tabool at IPL. 10 sapport staph for 20 players! Are we talking of an Indian Olympic Kontingency here? It ees wee who pay phor your laaxureez. Wee buy the Colas that your team owner sells, wee buy the "Khan 12" T-shorts even though our prephernce is for Shorav jerseys and we spend hours watching the team go down in despair despite knowing the result bephorehand.

Wee did not say a word when you guys dropped Kolkata from the team name. Wee did not protest when Dada was remoobhed from captaincy and you wanted multeepull captains phor a 11 man team. But now the water has crossed over the daanger mark. Its been a long time seence wee sat on a dhaarna and wee are itching to seet on oane. You are saved of the protest just because it ees too hot in Kolkata these days. Wee haib ordered for your effigies to be built so that wee can baarn them. Call it your good laak that since your Knight Riders cricket operations team ees so huge, it ees taking time for the arteest peepoll to deliver on time.

I wood haib reetaen more but it ees 12 o'clock noon and I need to brake phor laanch. I haib brought maachhar-jhol and I don't want to waste my time talking to you when I can go and sabhor my faibhrate dish. Treat this letter as a warning and rephrain from gibhing us more reejons to boycott you and outst you. Do not ignite our passions aatherwise the Baangla kilour insteenct wheel wake up and ensure that you raan phor cobher once the tournament gets obher.

Yours phaithphully,
Chaurandas

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The Unusual Suspects

Friday, April 24, 2009

Faking is the name of the game. Just as all the action from IPL shifts away from the playing grounds to the controversy raked up by the fake IPL player, I sit back marveling at the guts of this guy who has assumed a cult status. Call him a moron and people reading him as suckers for gossip but you can't write him off. Despite being unseen, he will in all probability be remembered as the face of IPL-2. There is so much of rumor mongering about the identity of the player that I am reminded of the Kala Bandar episode in New Delhi. Everyone seems to have an opinion and the blogosphere is full of “Guess Who” takes on the Fake IPL Player. Not the one to be left far behind, here's my top 5 chart on the suspects:

"If not the ball(s), the A** show gives me the limelight"

Suspect 1 - Sreesanth: Yeah, he touches low levels of self-deprecation by calling himself Appam C****** but come to think of it in a different light. The guy doesn’t miss one chance to hog the limelight. Be it with his pelvic thrusts in the middle of the ground or cry baby act after a match, Sreesanth makes sure that he is talked about for anything even if that is a non-cricketing reason. Now he has given himself a name that is going to stick around for a long-long time hoping that any publicity is good publicity. Sreesanth is my suspect number 1 for that very reason!

"Us thappad ki goonj sunayi di thee mujhe..ab us goonj ki goonj suno"

Suspect 2 – Bhajji: If you don’t buy the logic that Sreesanth would gift himself with a demeaning epithet that’ll stick with him for a long time, then you might agree that only an enemy would christen him so. Who else but Bhajji fits the bill? IPL-1’s biggest talking point was the slapgate involving Bhajji and Sreesanth that saw the star sardar losing out on a number of IPL matches and a hefty amount of money. Sreesanth will not be playing in the IPL so the only way to get even with him was to tackle him off field. Also, going by his knack of making strong comebacks, Bhajji’s candidature for the position of suspect number 2 holds promise.

"Who says that a Gavaskar backs off”

Suspect 3 – Rohan Gavaskar: Out of sight is out of mind. So thought Rohan too. Sunny scorned at the idea of four captain theory of KKR and SRK lashed at him. Rohan Gavaskar then discovered a sense of filial duty and took it upon himself to score over SRK. He had also played for Bengal in Ranji and had played for India under Saurav. Maybe the disrespect shown towards his former captain too ignited the fire. I am sure he must be having ample friends within the KKR team to get the inside dope to churn the masala. Think about it!

"I don't like SRK. He killed Shilpa, our owner, in Baazigar"

Suspect 4 – Yusuf Pathan: I remember watching the Kevin Specey starrer The Usual Suspects and one thing that I learnt from it was to never assume the most usual suspect to be the one behind the crime. There are two reasons why I suspect Yusuf Pathan – 1. He does not know English so no one will suspect him ever while he can get others to write for him and, 2. He has a brother in Irfan Pathan just as the fake IPL player claims to have. Guys, just look at the disdain with which he treated the KKR bowlers the other night. The marauder does harbour some ill feelings against KKR it seems.

"Mili juli sarkaar"

Suspect 5 – Videshi Taaqat: It is a customary ritual to name Videshi Taaqat for all our woes at the very outset. That makes me come to two videshi taaqats. Pakistani and Australian players have every reason to feel jealous of the people playing in the IPL. Why? C'mon, while those guys are sweating it out in the heat of Dubai for peanuts in comparison to their IPL paychecks, their counterparts from other nations are busy minting money in the winter of South Africa. Moreover, no one is talking about them. There is hardly anyone who cares to know if Shahid Afridi took 6 wickets or if Ricky Ponting was playing in Dubai. World cricket's attention is on IPL. The jealousy factor came to play and the players of the two teams joined hands to create the muck. Their involvement in the blog can be cited as the plausible reason of a poor performance on field in the first one dayer they played in Dubai.

I feel sorry for the fringe India players like Aakash Chopra and Ranadeb Bose who might well be nothing more than the usual Deane Keatons in this mystery thriller called “The Fake IPL Player”.

The blogger has not blogged for over a day and a half. Is he close to being caught after 5 days of misadventure? As a cricket frenzied nation, that laps up anything from a God drinking milk to a monkey man with a circuit board on his chests, waits in anticipation, the Kaiser Soze of the plot keeps us all amused with his stories.

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IPL - 2: The Fake IPL Player Masala

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

So, you thought that IPL-2 despite its twists and turns was missing the hype and hoopla of season 1. That's what I thought too until I chanced upon this wittily and intelligently written blog that is attracting readers in hordes. It is from a 'supposed' IPL player who is not a part of the playing eleven but leaks out dope that is ruffling a few feathers in South Africa.

There are a lot of conjectures about who this guy could be. I find it hard to believe that the guy is a player because he has much better writing skills than expected from a cricket player. Moreover, no one will ruin his or her own career and also land in a soup for writing with malicious intent. this guy definitely chooses the most hillarious names for characters on and off the cricket field. Sample these: Kaan Mooloo, Pedophile Priest, Appam C******, Havaii Chappal, Dildo and many more. After reading one of the blogs at Cricinfo, I came to know that the Team Management at KKR has taken a serious note of it and are frantically searching for the person behind it. This guy meanwhile is on a spree spewing venom with his writing.

First the dilly dallying on where and when to conduct the IPL and now this new controversy. The real action, this time for IPL, is not on the field but off it! Do have a look at the blog and I am sure that all of you who have interest in cricket but are not purists, like solving mystery puzzles, and love to savor spicy gossip or have time to kill like yours truly will follow it with a lot of interest.

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